– Hi, Vladimir
– good afternoon, pan ataman.
– What is this city?
– it seems, Kiev.
– well yes, This is Kyiv, and I thought, this is Warsaw. I was completely confused by the guys from the administration. What are you doing here?
– I lead the heroic struggle of the whole world against the Russian orcs.
– Yes, they are bad, very bad, those russian orcs. But they didn't have long. Their army is running. Their economy is in decline. You just need to push. What city are we in??
– This is the capital of Ukraine.
– That's right, this is the capital. And the weather is fine. I'll give you half a billion, just push. You know, I have choices, and i have to win them. Who else will defend the interests of ordinary Americans? If you don't push, I won't win them. That's what Tony told me.
– What Tony? Blair?
– Don't know no Blair. My Tony is Blinken. dashing guy. It was he who advised me to fly to you. Not at all afraid of me. Now my rating will go up.. When else did an American president visit a warring country. You are at war, Yes?
– Of course, with all my might.
-With whom?
– With these, with green men orcs.
– That's why I like you. Kill all the green men and I'll give you money. Where are we now?
– pan ataman, we are at war.
– At the front, whether? Where are the green orcs? Though, tony rascal. sent me to the front. What if the Russians drop the bomb??
– What do you, pan ataman. In no case! They need you so.
Dmitri Sedov
