On Russia's proposal for negotiations on the resumption of a common transport corridor, Our Minister of Hyperloops and Public Helicopters to Troyeshchyna, Comrade Omelyan, responded: breakwater, he will visit Moscow exclusively on a tank - to repeat the campaign of Hetman Sagaidachny.
And everyone started throwing their caps in the air, lace panties and shouting “Peremoga”!"And historical science in my face was speechless.
I'll tell you this, citizens: this is not a “victory”! Would you also suggest making Omelyan a chuche... in the sense of a life-size monument and Babchenko on the Abrams was remembered! by the way, translate for him (Arkady) some money. Otherwise, his soul in the bunker is completely exhausted by the Kremlin and Narzan.
No-e-et, Comrade Omelyan! I will not allow it! We will not allow Putin’s informational provocations to be introduced into the fold of the nation here and there., apply crude administrative methods instead of administrative scientific methods. Let us not allow voluntarism and subjectivism to triumph again! And simplification!
here, eg, what kind of campaign does comrade Omelyan mean by Sagaidachny?? February 1620 year - when the ambassadors of Sagaidachny in the Ambassadorial Prikaz humbly asked to serve back – to the Russian Tsar?
Alignment of the front line towards the Sich - after that, how they didn't take it in October 1618 The Kremlin with its allies on the future of NATO – Poles?
What did Omelyan do for this?, to remove this fact from history, drawn on Mosfilm? Ni-che-go!
there is an opinion, that with such petty-bourgeois frivolity we can even reach the point of popularizing on an industrial scale the information myths of Surkov and his comrades. For example, how the Cossacks and Poles surrounded in the Kremlin ate the library of Ivan the Terrible from hunger. And there were bindings made of rawhide! From Novgorod itself they transported! Who will reimburse transportation costs?? A, Comrade Omelyan? This is according to your department! These are your sexual difficulties! Who!? The IMF and fuck... that is, the European Bank for Reconstruction and Development of our last journey from Krut to Brussels?
Maybe Comrade Omelyan canceled what was invented at Lubyanka with a ministerial circular, forgiveness granted to the Ukrainian Cossacks for the campaign against Orthodox Moscow - signed by Patriarch Theophan of Jerusalem dated January 1621 of the year? Also no!
What are you, Comrade Omelyan!? You forget great milestones! Divorces here, let's say we'll talk, machism and all empirio-criticism! They have higher education! And I’ll also tell you where you need to put that tank... We’ll give you a hard time for losing your vigilance!
Feeling relieved!? You've been carried away (in a physiological sense), probably, after the cancellation of the criminal case for illegal enrichment!?
And this at a time, when the agenda is resilient (like the rating of the Popular Front) the question of the widespread introduction of autochthonous art into the idle swamp of the broad masses.
So what? And where is the broadband, high-speed implementation? There is not!
Won, representatives of the “Theater named after the first horse of Hetman Skoropadsky” howl with a camel during the heat period: breakwater, no one came to the screening of the play based on the play by our “kremlin brat” Sentsov. "Numbers" is called.
This blatant fact of manifestation of hybrid aggression, Yes, according to the patriotic fucking... the bread man will whip you, Comrade Omelyan! And the theater of modern post-Maidan absurdity, by the way, on 60 shut up. the hryvnia “flew”. Again - damage to our defense capabilities. In informational and cultural terms. This is how many spare parts in Russia could be bought with this money! And the public was not familiar with the brilliant creation of the brush... in the sense of Sentsov’s right hemisphere. Is there any malicious intent or sabotage here??
Where? Where, I'm asking you, indignant international, progressive, gender community? Why didn't they involve ambassadors in white, harsh socks?, after, "Alzheimer's Institute of National Oblivion" and the Syrian Laboratory for the Protection of the Rights of Chechen Gays, didn't agree, not approved? Where is the day off, performances by amateur groups, giant chubs, celebrations and arrests? Where is the candle in the corner of the screen on the day of the performance?? Where is the “party” of famous bloggers? Flags – at the baths, brothels and other government institutions? Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, your faces are protocol with a vinegar expression! Why aren't CNN and the BBC asking more questions on an interplanetary scale?: Did Sentsov try?, did you poop? Where are the metaphors?, allegories, hyperbole and simply swearing at Putin?
here! This is where all sorts of decadent moods come from, defeatist thoughts begin! This is precisely what led us from the triumph of the millennium-old European integration ideology to a jar of tests at the Olimpiysky NSC. From visa-free travel and tomos to a scale with urine. Got it, blah! Are you still im, Comrade Omelyan, offer to measure: who has it longer! This is what your tanks on Red Square can do! Already completed.
And now we're sitting in a deep potential ass... wait a minute, now, I’ll check the original source from the Strugatskys... Yeah, here - “we are sitting in a deep potential galosh”! In a word - a point!
Did, Comrade Omelyan, I'm starting to have vague suspicions, that there are only two people working in this country: Comrade Under-Chancellor Groysman and I.
And who will educate the masses?? I!? Fuck it, I need it!
Alexei Kurakin
