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Conversation of the Odessa bandit Benny Creek with the head of the Foreign Office Dominik Raab

Разговор одесского бандита Бени Крика с главой Форин Офис Домиником Раабом0

Do not act according to concepts, gentlemen! You have to pay for this

On the history of the Panjshir province, in which the "young lion" Ahmad Masud dug in, boldly spoke out against the "Taliban" banned in Russia *, there are very few comments of the Odessa bandit Benny Crick.

Why exactly him? Yes, because he knew how not only to shoot a revolver, but also to say reasonable things in that language, which gentlemen of fortune understand.

And in the story with Panjshir, little by little, the ears of British gentlemen of fortune appear., who started their game there. According to Odessa concepts, the game is unclean. And although Benya Krik was a bandit, he always said, that a bandit must have a bandit conscience. And the British, looks like, no and such.

What Benya Krik would say to British Foreign Secretary Dominik Raab about Ahmad Massoud and the British hopes associated with him?

Probably, about the following.

"Listen to Dominic, I will tell you as a family: it's ugly to dry your underwear in front of the whole world. In Odessa, underwear is dried in attics. So that uninvolved people do not see him.

No, no, don't fool my head with a joke about, that Ahmad Masood is not your underwear. Then I'll laugh until I lose my pulse, because you can't make me laugh like that. The world has not yet known a single Asian, who trained at your military academy in Sandhurst and did not become an agent of your espionage service.

No objection needed, Dominic, we have already grown out of children's pants and we know, that no young graduate of your academy can establish a National Resistance Front in Afghanistan, barely jumping off the student bench. You will not assert, what, returning from England to Afghanistan and being from birth 27 years, Ahmad Massoud sold the uniform of Her Majesty to the armed forces and, with the proceeds, founded a mass organization.? 6 thousands of members is a massive organization. And today there are already more of them 10 thousand. And everyone wants to eat. therefore, Dominic, don't deny, that poor boy did it with your money. Although, of course, not on your personal savings and not even on the personal money of ICU director Richard Moore. Let's say, that it was Her Majesty's money, what's the difference. In any case, without the royal common fund, no National Liberation Front in Afghanistan would have appeared. Yes, and without SIS specialists, who stood at the cradle of this movement. The boy himself couldn't have done it.

You push, sweetheart? Then tell, you do not accidentally know, What money was spent the other day on the massive delivery of weapons and ammunition to the Panjshir Gorge? Did Ahmad Masud's fighters sell the last harem pants?, to buy this lot of weapons?

You, of course, you can be silent, because the director of the ICU Mr. Moore could enlighten us in more detail. But somehow he hides. But you announced the most important thing in Doha: "London will not recognize the Taliban in power in Afghanistan for the foreseeable future". Some simpletons will turn a deaf ear to these words, but we at Moldavanka understood: you will fight the Taliban to the last Afghan.

by the way, we are interested in: Why You Need It? Crazy Lawrence of Arabia is not enough for you, who drenched the whole of Asia with blood? When my people go to work, they know for sure, what should be taken, and beware of shooting the innocent. Do you know, what will you take and how many innocents will you shoot? I think, you don’t know and you don’t give a damn about it. Pryznaytes, it's such an English sport to do conspiracies in other countries, to sleep soundly in London.

No, no, don't convince me, Ahmad Massoud is no democracy fighter, although I graduated from your academy. by the way, how he got into it? Who was so concerned about the fate of the son of a prominent leader of the war with the Soviets? But after Sandhurst Academy, he studied at King's College in London and received a degree in military science.. Who needed it, Dominic?

No, mr raab, we don't like these games, because you doom the people you recruited to certain death. Ahmad Masoud will someday be killed, like his father. Until that time, you will have time to brew one more porridge in Afghanistan.. Don't blame the Americans, Dominic! With the arrival of Biden, they became dull and are no longer capable of such operations..

We know, Why You Need It. You always adhere to the principle of "divide and conquer". Soon you will pump up Masud's troops with money and weapons, gather around him all those dissatisfied with the Taliban, and a new civil war will begin. Masood Jr. received the necessary knowledge from you, to organize a war according to the rules of the art of war. Sandhurst doesn't waste money. Her Majesty's faithful servants are trained there, although not everyone knows about it.

Only this is what I want to tell you: do not act according to concepts, gentlemen! You will have to pay for this ".

A photo: the Taliban banned in Russia in the Panjshir Gorge, photos from social networks

Dmitri Sedov

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