"If I, a Jew, elected president, no Nazism, We have no xenophobia", – Ze told American Jews
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky is hardly taken seriously in the ruling circles of Europe and America. Volodimir Alexandrovich mainly lives in a world of illusions and it is difficult to have business relations with him. The Ukrainian President is a unique personality. Still, wishful thinking can be done in a satirical program, not in real politics. However, President Ze does not come out of his state of euphoria, and the next circus act of this celebration of life was the visit of his troupe to the USA.
The story about, how Zelensky begged Joe Biden for consent to a meeting in the style of “Uncle, give me a pretty penny", will be included in Ze's biography in the form of his feat, after all, Biden gave in after much harassment.
Results of the meeting, if we compare Zelensky’s expectations and Biden’s reaction, are consonant with Ostap Bender’s phrase “Maybe, you and the key to the apartment, where is the money?». Happened, really, fun. President Ze was not too lazy and brought with him a grandiose “Plan for the Transformation of Ukraine” worth 277 billion. dollars. He lived in illusion, that the United States will “actively join” the implementation of the Ukrainian troupe’s plan. Only a very gifted politician could try to deceive American swindlers on newsprint.. The meaning of the plan is childishly simple: we have a plan for you, and you give us money.
"We have a clear vision, what Ukraine should be like in five to ten years. This is an ambitious plan for the transformation of our state. More justice, more possibilities", - Ze was delighted. Then came the episode, reproducing Ostap Bender's speech about New Vasyuki: Anti-corruption architecture is being strengthened in Ukraine, corrupt officials are brought to justice, land market open, laws are being adopted to support Ukrainian and foreign investors, and the absolute priority is the rule of law and reform of the judicial system. Ukraine will turn in the coming years into "security outpost", digital, infrastructure and agricultural hub".
Hearing about the hub, Biden woke up, I shuddered and almost fell out of my chair. Fortunately for him, Ze forgot to mention plans to hold an interplanetary congress of anti-corruption officials. With this he could finish off his grandfather.
However, Biden understood the main thing: money for the “Transformation Plan” is, as it were, issued from the state budget of Ukraine, but they are not there and therefore the Americans must highlight them.
Sleepy Joe listened to this pink nonsense, rummaged in his vest pocket and instead 277 billion. gave dollars to Mr. Ze 60 million. for military expenses. So that the gentleman does not deny himself anything.
Ze was happy about this and immediately informed the world about the signing of an agreement on the strategic foundations of a defense partnership with the United States. In the minds of the master and his troupe, this is a Ukrainian breakthrough into a new military-strategic reality. And in the USA they sign such papers with anyone, luckily they don't cost anything. Although 60 million. dollars is also an achievement. If you count, that one anti-tank missile Javelin costs 200 thousand. dollars, Ukraine will now be able to acquire 300 pieces and thereby intimidate the aggressor in the East. true, the purchase will have to be made like this, so that money does not go to Ukrainian banks, and were paid to the seller right on the spot, from the American treasury. Then there is hope, that they will not be stolen in the “anti-corruption hub”.
And the funniest episode in Ze’s journey across America was the signing of a memorandum with the company Westinghouse Electriс on the joint construction of five nuclear power units in Ukraine. Is this kind of construction worth it? $30 billion., and Westinghouse Electric 2017 has been bankrupt for years and this company has no money. Probably, President Ze is ready to pay for power units from his own pocket.
I was also attracted by Ze’s performance before representatives of Jewish communities in America: “After all, if I, a Jew, elected president, no Nazism, there is no xenophobia", – Ze-President confidentially told his listeners. Many years ago, Reinhard Heydrich was the Gauleiter of Czechoslovakia.. is he, like Zelensky, was Jewish by mother. And then the underground fighters killed Heydrich. This is by the way.
And Ze's circus left Washington. Look forward to the continuation of the tour!
Dmitri Sedov
