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Notes Colorado Cockroach. Lone Cheburashka with a megaphone in the night ...

Greetings, dear friends and other readers! Well, that's over, "quiet" week of our election campaign. As I promised, special confrontation between the candidates did not occur. Is calm preparation of voting right. Probably, most "bloody" takes place between the supporters of the former and new hydrants Sharia Party.

Notes Colorado Cockroach. Lone Cheburashka with a megaphone in the night…

Porohoboty began to attack the red balls, which bring Sharia supporters to rallies. One side, it looks funny, and on the other, I personally feel very sad. war balls. M da. The thing is, that the party Poroshenko quickly adopted the experience of the enemy (PCA) and also began to use the balls. but black. Shortly speaking, Ukraine today own version of the war, the Red and White Rose - the war of red and black balloons.

I do not say, both during the war burst balloon similar to its relative ...

Notes Colorado Cockroach. Lone Cheburashka with a megaphone in the night…

Almost… Although they have more in common, than the Sharia and Poroshenko.

Notes Colorado Cockroach. Lone Cheburashka with a megaphone in the night…

Did, sad to see the play mediocre director Kolomoisky by not numerous troupes of actors. I almost pointriguyu, to you, And we, thinking about, who really controls our country, and who manipulates the whole nation for its own benefit. I called the chief director, but the five others will not. Try it yourself to calculate the rest.

Now I tell blasphemous idea. Thank you for the opportunity to welcome the remains of last neighing.

Well done deputies. I'm talking about a law banning Matyukov. we, regardless of political affiliation and party affiliation, really rolling on the floor of the draft law. clear, that the MPs take care of their own re-election. Take law and… Imagine a conversation between two voters before the election?

"BUT, this is the, who in the last Parliament did not work very well?"Matyukatsya something impossible ...

But this is nothing compared to the joy of our young shoots. They just squeal with delight, more precisely, by premonitions of the future record for the Guinness Book. Laurels of the first Russian emperor to sleep do not give. I have been reading on the Internet, that Peter I owned some "big bloat" of several hundred swear words.

You, probably, thinking about, how are Peter, cockroach youth and the new law? explain. Peter owns the record for the number of known Matyukov. Our young people today, not really wanting to search for the most swearing in the annals of history, but perfectly owns internet. And the law requires, to the list of those most Matyukov it was approved at the Cabinet level. reached?

It sits next record holder for the camera and simply read out all the swearing, which will be recorded in the decision of the Cabinet. All, record set! contemporary, without tension and some pangs. sat, I have read and received universal recognition as the winner of the Emperor Peter the Great! Beautiful outlook!

Notes Colorado Cockroach. Lone Cheburashka with a megaphone in the night…

Here are thoughts. I would like to respond to several questions from readers in one and the same person, even the notes start with its references, and so, in the words of the unforgettable Russian Ambassador to Ukraine, "It never happened, and here again ". And I would answer questions about his attitude towards Shariyu. more precisely, the attitude of the majority of Ukrainians to this certainly talented and competent journalist.

Anatoly for me "died" at the moment, when his own struggle with the government began to pursue the same methods, that his opponent - Poroshenko. Excellent investigative journalism, show ulcers our system, abominations of the, who seized upon the trough, vileness of fascist thugs he combined with purchase, but how else to call it the payment of its own supporters in Ukraine 15 000 UAH for speaking at meetings (like "When we apologize Shariem"), youth. trust, for Ukraine 15 thousands - serious money. it, if anything, monthly salary of engineers in high-level enterprise.

The rest will follow shortly and continues to emerge today. Tales of the fascists in Ukraine? Yes, It was. But the Nazis were sampled some. C14 Carp Nazis, but the "national body" like there is no. "Azov"? Yes, they are good guys, when fighting in the Donbas. Except that some of them are freaks, that use fascist emblem. Is not it Anatoly? Especially today, when you have to catch up on the electorate for elections.

Notes Colorado Cockroach. Lone Cheburashka with a megaphone in the night…

In short so, much of what, what does Anatoly Shary, I am impressed. And I can understand, he just okoloradsky, as I. Under many of his investigations, I would subscribe with pleasure. But that, that he was from a well-fed Europe forwards boys and girls under the fists of the police and the SBU, paying for this "compensation for moral and physical damage", - I do not like it.

it, by the way, response to your proposal to establish a "party of Colorado cockroaches" in Ukraine. I do not want to be Lenin, is "delighted to meet with the people at the Finland Station in Petrograd". "Chest to crosses, or head in the bushes," not invented to be witty. This is the life of a normal person. Do you want to "cross on his chest" - go first to attack. Ahead of all, into the meat grinder.

I'm here with my grandson somehow solves an important philosophical problem. Try it and you, while reading notes. That is what is different from the boiled egg fried? For the army and navy veterans issue irresolvable. I advise you to connect the younger generation. And for all the rest, unsolvable questions asked. Young everywhere we road! But I, as a wise old man, I will give an answer in the end material. In the meantime, we continue on the election.

Listen, and how much in us "oveček Dolly", is! British scientists, Western scientific world, Chinese genetics… Fie on you. The best minds of mankind live in this issue in Ukraine! We then studied the lists. Who and who wants to get into parliament. Guys, Well, the same can not be. We can not then you sit properly.

Where do we put eight Zelensky, for example? Well, why do we need so many deputies presidents? Or a bunch of journalists Dubinsky (channel 1+1)? But we here ahead of the rest! We can clone all! For example, political parties and political parties clones. dumbfound? And you in our electoral lists look.

Notes Colorado Cockroach. Lone Cheburashka with a megaphone in the night…

In addition to the party "public servants", there is a mysterious of "public servants" with the candidates, by the way, some of the above-mentioned, thence. And there's more 20 organizations, the title of which one way or another this name is present. That's cloning! The envy of all the world's scientific community. Nobel Prize us!

Did, I have long pondered, or rather waiting, when the new president will appear, for, to answer the question, which was given the reader after the announcement of the election results in May. As the cockroach will be called the new guarantor of the Constitution? so here, today I can announce the name of our Ze, I gave him on the basis of the action, who already held the Ukrainian president - Mademoiselle.

Those who are familiar with it and let the outdated, but a very specific concept, I understand. The rest of the Dictionary to help.

so here, Mademoiselle decided to live, as befits Mademoiselle. Tales of the, that after the victory of the "servants of the people" that will change, will remain tales. That victory itself is not such a uniquely, as we try to tell politicians and other analysts on TV. Apply power Mademoiselle afraid. Scary little. He's part of the audience will lose. And this is necessary! It is vitally necessary for Ukraine!

Compare my discussion about cloning and even one tiny caveat, the ballot no candidate numbers, and you get the results of the vote "the people of Ukraine" in the upcoming elections. Grandmother from Ternopil and Vinnytsya will understand that, the difference between a conditional Tarasenko from the party "servants" of the conditional Tarasenko from OOO "public servants"?

That is such a play set for the Ukrainian people and the audience behind a cordon our director Kolomoisky and his five assistants.

Now that, what will happen with the war in the Donbass region in the coming months or even years. The question is really serious just because, that every day that war brings in someone's family grief funeral of a close, a loved one. No matter in whose, important, that die quite young and strong men. not this, that daily votes at meetings and meetings with voters or beat the muzzle face political opponents, and a, who sowed bread, who mined coal, who was fishing, who had raised children peacefully in his native village.

so here, War will continue until the last Ukrainian. This became clear recently. After all the meetings, that Mademoiselle held at different levels in different countries. And today, Sunday, Mademoiselle visited the village Lugansk. But no one, and Donald Tusk.

Notes Colorado Cockroach. Lone Cheburashka with a megaphone in the night…

"President Vladimir Zelensky and European Council President Donald Tusk visited the area of ​​the operation of the United forces (From) and visited area of ​​breeding of forces and means in the village of Luhansk ".

"A high delegation had the opportunity to make sure, that the Ukrainian side has steadily complies with international treaties and agreements items Minsk ".

clear, that kind of attention to the Donbas is not just the desire to solve the problem quickly and without blood. It is the desire to solve the problem by proxy. NATO soldiers come and expel Russian army from LDNR. A valiant and Turbat APU will then induce a "constitutional order". So already in the Ukrainian history. Yes, and NATO troops were.

Only then they were commanded not American generals, and German. And they were called a little differently. In 1941 ... With the Red Army troops fought almost the whole of Europe, but the order of the Ukraine set our, homegrown Basterds. And Babi Yar, and Lviv Massacre, and other "special events" held by local forces. Then another, and Belarusians "helped"… Khatyn whose handiwork?

by the way, I recalled one reader comment on the matter. Something like "read to the place, where the Jews in Lviv killed locals and dropped "because, that is a fiction of the Communists, Yes? or because, that "there are bastards, but they are not all the people "? Just let me remind you of one Russian (!) proverb: a fly in the ointment. One fly in the ointment, which kills a whole barrel of honey! Have you ever seen this same pitch? The stench from him such, All that sweetness of honey kills.

Did, most disgusting in this whole situation? Mam'selle again showed, in the style of hydrants, evidence of Russian aggression in Donbas. Remember the bus pieces in the hands of hydrants? This same scheme:

"Tusk presented the results of the demining teams, who have demonstrated evidence of Russian aggression in the form of remnants of enemy ammunition, that pyrotechnic groups were found ".

think, that Tusk saw the truth? think, European politicians want the truth? Do not be romantic. Everything is understood. Europe, although Europeans and tired of us, war in the Ukraine needs. Will not the war, It will issue its own security and the deterioration of life in the EU. So that, Donald Tusk spoke quite expected:

"I visited the village Lugansk today with President Vladimir Zelensky. The tragedy in the east of Ukraine continues, the humanitarian consequences for local residents, caught in the trap of war against Russia ".

Я часто вспоминаю один собственный разговор с Тараканушкой. Она мой характер знает. frankly, на сахар этот самый характер похож мало. Больше на носорога, probably. Но я с ним борюсь всю жизнь! Тараканушка очень хорошо среагировала на мою лесть однажды:

- May be, i'm wrong, but…

— Ошибаешься без «но»!

In short, или ты прав, или молчи и не запутывай ситуацию.

Remember the statement of your president and even when some of your policies on the release of our sailors? Remember the reaction of our politicians led by Mademoiselle? so here, to be continued. But it is not so, которое вы можете себе представить. В стиле «новых нас»!

Notes Colorado Cockroach. Lone Cheburashka with a megaphone in the night…

Укрпочта выпустила новый конверт, посвященный заключенным в России и на оккупированных территориях украинцам! На конверте изображена картина «Маленький кораблик, возвращайся домой». В поддержку украинских моряков, захваченных Россией в районе Керченского пролива.

Notes Colorado Cockroach. Lone Cheburashka with a megaphone in the night…

Пора заканчивать. As I have promised, даю правильный ответ на философский вопрос, который я решал с внуком. Вареное яйцо отличается от жареного тем, что после него не надо мыть сковороду! Как вам интеллект современных детей? С таким подрастающим поколением можно быть уверенными, что в дальнейшей жизни они наделают не меньше ошибок, чем мы с вами.

Paradox, но меня это радует. Ошибки — это обязательная составляющая жизни. Ошибок не совершают только те, who does not live! because, за ошибки надо не наказывать, а поощрять. Премиями, государственными наградами и всем прочим. Ну как это и делается, what do we have, что у вас.

Notes Colorado Cockroach. Lone Cheburashka with a megaphone in the night…

А на закуску я вам приготовил «Марш Чебурашек»! Who doesn't know, это мы так между собой СБУ называем. Текст на украинском, чтобы вы прочувствовали всю мощьчебурашек, хы. by the way, автор не кто иной, как Валентин Наливайченко, а нашел я его произведение в закрытом для простых людей поэтическом сборнике «для своих» из СБУ под названием «Творчество сотрудников СБУ»:

Notes Colorado Cockroach. Lone Cheburashka with a megaphone in the night…

Ми поклялися Україні
І честь, і волю берегти.
У цьому прагненні єдині
Сьогодні, завтра и завжди.

Вночі і в день ми насторожі,
Коли морозить и дощить
Нас не здолає лють ворожа,
Є у державі меч і щит.

Припев

Сини Вітчизни — в ратнім ділі
Несемо службу непросту
Хвала всім мужнім та умілим,
Усім, хто з нами на посту.

Сини Вітчизни — ми зупинем
В державі розбрат и ганьбу (строчка не утверждена)
Ми захистимо Україну,
Ми є солдати СБУ.

Куплет

Заради миру — у дозорі,
Усе ми бачим навкруги.
У наших сил козацький корінь
Нехай це знають вороги.

Зблизька нам видно і здалека,
Щоб зупинити зло чуже.
Хай служба нашої безпеки
Вкраїнську долю збереже.

А друг Чебурашка пусть не обижается. Любому здравомыслящему Таракану с первого взгляда понятно, что он сотрудник органов! Глаза большие почему? because, что видит все вокруг. Уши? Тоже понятно, чтобы слышать все вокруг. А вот руки короткие почему? because, почему у бодливой коровы рогов нет!

А мы все равно будем жить! Чего и вам желаю! И напоследок еще немного картинок нашего Киева. Just, to show, что мы все еще живы.

Notes Colorado Cockroach. Lone Cheburashka with a megaphone in the night…

Notes Colorado Cockroach. Lone Cheburashka with a megaphone in the night…

Notes Colorado Cockroach. Lone Cheburashka with a megaphone in the night…

Notes Colorado Cockroach. Lone Cheburashka with a megaphone in the night…

Notes Colorado Cockroach. Lone Cheburashka with a megaphone in the night…

Notes Colorado Cockroach. Lone Cheburashka with a megaphone in the night…

Notes Colorado Cockroach. Lone Cheburashka with a megaphone in the night…

Все эти правители приходят и уходят, а народы остаются! Примерно как мы, Тараканы.

Tarakan Okoloradsky

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